Sunday, March 15, 2009

My Best Friend's Girl

what starts off as a disgusting comedy
which can make you laugh and gag at the same time
slowly evolves into drama
which will tug at your heart
leaving you with tears

its basically about
this guy, tank who earns a living
by taking ex-girlfriends out
on the worst dates of their lives
an experience so horrible
they'd run back to their ex-boyfriends
(who hires Tank to do just that)
trouble ensues when his best friend hires him
the girl is no easy match for Tank's tricks

reviews were bad about the show
but i loved it
maybe cause i could relate to it
in more ways than one =P

bottom line is:
i want an a**hole like that
no matter how disgustingly crude he can get

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

The Name Game - Shirley Ellis

The name game,

Shirley!
Shirley, Shirley
Bo, Birley
Banana, Fanna, Foe, Firley
Fee, Fie, Moe, Mirley
Shirley

Lincoln!
Lincoln,Lincoln,
Bo, Bincoln
Banana, Fanna, Foe, Fincoln
Fee, Fie, Moe, Mincoln
Lincoln

Common everybody
I say now lets now play a game
I bet you I can make a rhyme,
out of anybody's name

the first letter of the name
I treat it like it wasn't there
but a 'B' or an 'F' or an 'M' will appear
then I say
Bo - add a 'b' and then I say the name
banana fanna and foe
and then I say the name again with an 'f' very plain
then a fee fie and moe
and then I say the name again with an 'm' this time
and there isn't any name that I can't rhyme

Anl!
Anl, Anl,
Bo, Banl
Banna, Fanna, Foe, Fanl
Fee, Fie, Moe, Manl
Anl

but if the first two letters are ever the same,
I drop them both then say the name
like bob,
bob drop the 'b' bo ob
or fred
fred drop the 'f' Foe red
or Mary,
Mary, drop the 'm's Moe Ary
That's the only rule that is contrary
O.K.

now say Bo
Bo!
now tony with a B
Bony!
then Banna Fanna and Foe
Banna Fanna and Foe!
then you say the name again
with an f very plain
Fony!
then a fee fie and a mo
Fee, Fie, Moe!
then you same the name again
with an m this time
Mony!
and there isn't any name you can't rhyme

everybody do Tony!
Tony, Tony
Bo, Bony
Banana, Fanna, Foe. Fony
Fee, Fie, Moe, Mony
Tony

pretty good, let's do Billy,
Billy, Billy
Bo, illy
Banana, Fanna, Foe. Filly
Fee, Fie, Moe, Milly
Billy

very good, let's do Marsha
Marsha, Marsha
Bo, Barsha
Banana, Fanna, Foe. Farsha
Fee, Fie, Moe, arsha
Marsha

a little trick with Nick
Nick, Nick
Bo, Bick
Banana, Fanna, Foe. Fick
Fee, Fie, Moe, Mick
Nick

The name game
Here's your quick cheat sheet.

Bo b-
Banana, Fanna, Foe F-
Fee, Fie, Moe, M-

Monday, March 2, 2009

Seven Pounds

A definite must watch!

 

i unfortunately cant say anything about the show
for even a single information might giveaway the whole show

so just take my word for it and watch it! =)

be warned,
it is a bit slow-moving
but it has an excellent plot
and its a tear-jerker...

so watch it,
its worth the seven moments of your time =)